EASTER RABBITS WITH EGGS

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Easter rabbits with eggs

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New jokes

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison

Mummy┬┤s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"