JEFFYS SPECIAL EASTER

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Jeffys special easter

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New jokes

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

DonĀ“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.