EASTER EGGS

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Nice easter eggs

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New jokes

Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison

Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.