Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Guys on the roof
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?" She replies, "Soup and ice cream."
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.