Rabbit with eggs
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.