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New jokes

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

How were people born
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!