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P-evolution

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New jokes

Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

LIGHTS OFF
I'm so in love with my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?'

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"