She only wanted to be friends
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.