Men and women
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!