NORMAL DNA VS ITALIAN DNA

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Normal DNA vs italian DNA

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Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.