Normal DNA vs italian DNA
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.