Men vs women
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99