ELECTRIC CAR

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Electric car

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Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.