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How were people born
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"