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Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

Where do babies come from
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"