Parrot vs grenade
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Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.
Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.