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Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?"
"Where the babies come from, darling."
"In the stork?"