KIDS PLAYING LEGO

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Kids playing lego

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Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

DonĀ“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.