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Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.