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Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.