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Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Cats exercise
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Six." Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven!" Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!" Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.