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Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99