Bicycle in concrete
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Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."
Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."