RELATION EVOLUTION

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Relation evolution

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Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Mummy┬┤s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?" She replies, "Soup and ice cream."

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99