Glass bathroom stalls
Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
Mr. and Mrs. Brown
Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, "What are you doing?" "Playing a game," the boy replied. "What is your name?" the officer questioned. "Mind Your Own Business." Furious the policeman inquired, "Are you looking for trouble?!" The boy replied, "Why, yes."
Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.