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Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

MY WIFE AND I ARE REALLY IN SYNC
If my wife has too much to drink at a party, starts yapping a little too much, I don't have to say anything... three little leg squeezes, she knows that means 'Put a sock in it, drunkie, time for you to wrap it up.' Somebody didn't have dinner like I suggested, now you're spouting off at the mouth divulging all the family secrets. You need to pipe down or we've got to f**king leave.

Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left