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Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."