What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.