Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.