Find the difference
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
How were people born
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.