SUPERGIRL HAS A SECRET

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Supergirl has a secret

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New jokes

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.