Supergirl has a secret
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.