Crocs with socks
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
How were people born
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.