Cool jeans
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Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.
Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”
The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."
Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him.
At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison
Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.