Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.