SOMETIMES MEN MAKE THE STRANGE REQUEST

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Sometimes men make the strange request

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Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Mummy┬┤s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.