Sometimes men make the strange request
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.