Sometimes men make the strange request
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee."
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.