Sometimes men make the strange request
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.