3D tiger shirt
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!