Winter in reality
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.