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Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Lost in desert
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.