SATISFIED MAN

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Satisfied man due to woman´s breasts

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Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"