Night club award
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.
Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"