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Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.