Too lazy girl
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.