KID´S MEAL

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Witch wants kid´s meal

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Private investigator
A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee."

Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

MY WIFE AND I ARE REALLY IN SYNC
If my wife has too much to drink at a party, starts yapping a little too much, I don't have to say anything... three little leg squeezes, she knows that means 'Put a sock in it, drunkie, time for you to wrap it up.' Somebody didn't have dinner like I suggested, now you're spouting off at the mouth divulging all the family secrets. You need to pipe down or we've got to f**king leave.

Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.