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Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.”
The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.”
Man: “And that frees me from my sin?”
Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.