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Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?" She replies, "Soup and ice cream."

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.