BRA LEVELS

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Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

DonĀ“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Private investigator
A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee."

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"