BRA LEVELS

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Bra levels

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Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Reporter vs man
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."

Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."