NON STICK FRY PAN

Non stick fry pan

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Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!