NON STICK FRY PAN

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Non stick fry pan

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Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

Mummy┬┤s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.