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Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman.
Boy: Why do you look so fat?
Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me.
Boy: Is it a good baby?
Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby.
Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.