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Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death?
Employee: No, because there is no proof of it.
Boss: Well there is now !
Employee: How?
Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left
Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.