Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.