WC challenge
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50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Google
Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.