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Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?" She replies, "Soup and ice cream."

MY WIFE AND I ARE REALLY IN SYNC
If my wife has too much to drink at a party, starts yapping a little too much, I don't have to say anything... three little leg squeezes, she knows that means 'Put a sock in it, drunkie, time for you to wrap it up.' Somebody didn't have dinner like I suggested, now you're spouting off at the mouth divulging all the family secrets. You need to pipe down or we've got to f**king leave.

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!