Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.