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Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Lost in desert
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!