UNDERCOVERED AGENT

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Undercovered agent

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New jokes

Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.