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"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.