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New jokes

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.

Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.